United Kingdom

A private journal designed for British writers and readers.

No data leaves your machine. No cross-border transfer questions. No subject access requests to file — there's nothing to access.


UK GDPR is one of the more grown-up privacy regimes in the world. The Eternal Journal goes further than it requires by storing nothing centrally at all.

Made by a small studio in Amsterdam, the journal is designed to be at home in any kitchen from Cornwall to the Hebrides.

Pay once, keep forever, gift one copy to someone you trust.

The Typewriter Experience

The cursor stays. The text moves.

In Write mode, your cursor remains exactly at the centre of the screen. The page rises up to meet it. Past words fade into soft shadow at the edges, leaving the present sentence in clear focus. Switch to Read mode and the entry flattens into an evenly lit document — the fade is for writing; the flat light is for returning.

Radical Privacy & Encryption

AES-256-GCM, in your browser, with a key only you derive.

  • ·PBKDF2 key derivation at 600,000 iterations — the OWASP 2024 recommendation. Existing journals upgrade transparently on first unlock.
  • ·No accounts, no telemetry, no analytics, no cookies, no third-party scripts.
  • ·IndexedDB storage with a localStorage fallback. Encrypted before it touches the disk.
  • ·The file is not minified. You can read the source. We'd rather you trust it than us.

What It Does Not Do

  • No word counts chasing you across the screen.
  • No formatting toolbar wrestling your thoughts into neatness.
  • No cloud sync. No distant servers. Your words stay yours.
  • No social sharing. Your vulnerability is not content.
  • No AI assistant finishing your sentences.
  • No streak counters. No guilt. No gamification.
  • No subscriptions. No mood trackers. No noise.

Licensing & Gift Copy

One purchase covers up to three of your personal devices. It also includes a second untouched copy of the file — meant to be given to one person you trust. Lifetime updates. 30-day, no-questions refund. If you run a clinic, school, or workplace and want a copy for everyone, ask us about a site licence.

One Purchase. Yours Forever.

$24

(normally $29)

One-time payment

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Questions

Does it comply with UK GDPR?

Compliance is mostly moot — UK GDPR governs how organisations handle personal data, and we hold none of yours. There is no controller, no processor, no transfer, and no record to subject-access.

Can I pay in pounds?

Pricing is in US dollars at checkout, but Gumroad converts at the card network rate. The total in pounds is shown before you confirm.

Will it work on a UK keyboard?

Yes. The journal is plain Unicode text and respects whatever layout your OS is set to — UK, US, Welsh, Scots Gaelic, anything.

The cursor will be there when you return.

Centered. Blinking. Patient.

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